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my namea jeff's avatar

fukken lol "you murdered men and fucked a child but this is the line you will not cross?"

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Luke's avatar

And then “You were the last agent we asked” lmfao

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Copernican's avatar

Hey, glow boys have to have some kind of standard.

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Luke's avatar

This is art.

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Matt Demers's avatar

I read once that the reason certain communities use slurs is to filter out normies and situations like this; "if you find it this distasteful and can't read between the lines, you're going to be so uncomfortable you have to leave."

I think this ends up short-circuiting some peoples' brains, because "Why wouldn't they want their community to get bigger? Why wouldn't they want their community to get big enough for social validation? Why wouldn't they want their community get to the point where they could profit from it?"

I think those are all relatively "new Internet" ideas, and for normies raised on Instagram influencers and Twitch, the idea that people would want to be insular and that their participation isn't linked to profit is just unthinkable.

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N m's avatar

Amazzzzzing work. I didn't know you could get paid to say that. Some people picked the wrong profession

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Duke Of Earl's avatar

Lads lads. I can't help it anymore. I've held it in for too long. Now I just have to let it out. It bubbles up inside like some effervescent sugared drink with a mentoes thrown in.

So here goes.

Forgive me.

Chyna!

Chyna Chyna Chyna Chyna Chyna!

Fkin Chyna!

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Ian's avatar

Lmfao! This is fucking golden! Subbed.

All I could think about when I was reading was this lol

https://youtu.be/Tg4OiobxUxA?feature=shared

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The Black Knight's avatar

Glorious :D

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Timothy Andrew Staples/pop122's avatar

All I can do is free sub you, Astral, but all I want is to read more of you.

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Astral's avatar

Thanks! I got a mostly finished story. I should finish it!

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Timothy Andrew Staples/pop122's avatar

I'll be the first reader.

However, I don't want to rush you!

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PhilanthroPissed's avatar

Man that was fantastic.

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Nematode's avatar

Omg, this was brilliant. I couldn’t help thinking of the end of Willy Wonka when he is tested with the gumball 😂 it ended much darker than just a sadistic loyalty test....

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CG Braswell's avatar

Planet of the Apes - a Prelude

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mrfilthypants's avatar

Well done

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James the Hun's avatar

Genuine tears were shed

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Kenneth boles's avatar

The federal fuckheads ARE the problem...pitting us against each other and then grandstanding and calling out the division between us that they created has been their M.O. since the fucking 60's. Get truly woke and don't fall for this shit. Look around, if your like me your besties are not all the same color as you...right!?! Because like the wise mlk wanted, you judge people by the content of the character not the color of the skin. It's fucking so transparent that the government who wanted him dead in the 60's is working against his legacy now. Stay true to your core beliefs and your fellow man.

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